This month's Timewasting Survey is taken from a Police Officer Recruit Willingness Questionnaire the editor picked up at a career fair in Tucson.

1. Are you willing to stand in the middle of a busy intersection, directing traffic in 110-degree weather?

2. Are you willing to physically examine a dead body for signs of injury?

3. Are you willing to investigate accidents in the pouring-down rain?

4. Pick:

5. Are you willing to work all night, then go to court in the morning?

6. Are you willing to maintain composure while being insulted or sworn at?

7. Fill in the blank: I am willing to risk my life for _________.

8. Fill in another blank: The building is dark, so I will ___________.

9. Will you enforce laws you don't agree with?

10. Can you pass a background check?

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