We have rules in this trailer park against littering. Whoever keeps dumping car parts all around our new huge pointy speedbumps had better quit it. In fact, get your butt out there and pick up your damn car parts right now. Don't make us ferret you out.

Please park as far away from the street and as close to your trailer as possible. The street is only as wide as a normal person's driveway. The HazMat trucks need to get in so they can clean up Eddie's blowed-up meth lab debris in space #29.

Since the 10th of November is on a Sunday, the monthly haulaway of unregistered vehicles will be postponed until Monday, November 11th.

Some of you may have noticed traffic through the trailer park thinned out quite a bit this month. We got two things to thank for that. The first is last month's Warrant Roundup. Even though most of us who got rounded up has since been released on bail or on O.R., the roundup did succeed in permanently removing about a dozen residents and subsequently, all their   traffic.

The other thing that reduced the traffic into and out of the park was when Eddie blew his trailer up trying to cook meth. So now that stream of tweekers that was going into and out of space #29 is now going into and out of some other trailer park, probably over to Speedy's trailer up the road in Buzzards Trailertopia.

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