Some of you may have noticed that stampede of moving vans and trucks coming into the trailer park loaded and leaving empty. This is a result of the huge trailer auction down at the duckpond last month. Them trailers got sold, and now they're being moved into.

If you gots a vehicle, you might want to either smash it as close to your trailer as you can, or park it down by the duckpond until all our new neighbors can get moved in. Thataway, no one has to squeeze any more loaded-down trucks and vans past any more poorly parked cars.

You cannot sue the new residents for running over your kids' bikes with their moving vans. Tell your kids to get their butts out there and pick up their damn bicycles or quit whining about it. And quit threatening to "sue 'em for ever' dime they got" every time your kid leaves a bike in the road and it gets runned over.

Whoever keeps laying plywood over our huge pointy speed bumps to use as a bike ramp had better quit it. Build your damn bike ramps down by the duckpond where there ain't no stampede of loaded-down trucks and vans going in and out of the trailer park. One of them ramps even popped the garbage truck's right front tire, and sent the garbage truck careening halfway down the trailer park on two wheels. We pity anybody who wasn't peeping out their front window when THAT happened.

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