Watch for Eddie driving Clarence's old monster truck! Eddie's been using that monster truck he inherited when Clarence keeled over. He's been moving big stuff, like the catapult and ramp, out of the trailer park. Eddie's also been transporting something little in the cab of his new monster truck. We suspect it might be a munchkin or a elf or some other ittybitty critter.

Reminder: The monthly haulaway of unregistered vehicles is scheduled to occur on Thursday, July 10. So get your butts out there with your marker pens and change the expiration date on your tags. The State ain't NEVER gonna let you register your old beater if it's a gross polluter, which most of ours are. This is your car's only chance to escape being hauled to the Car Pound on the back of a flatbed. Get out there and start forging some tags before that big old flatbed tow truck shows up on the 10th.

The Annual Tinbox Acres July Fourth festivities is bound to increase traffic. The drag race in particular is expected to affect the traffic situation more than anything else all month, except maybe the monthly haulaway of unregistered vehicles on the 10th. The drag racers has been practicing racing up and down the driveway. We been able to avoid the drag racers when they practice one at a time, but come the Fourth of July, a whole mess of drag racers is gonna be barreling up and down the driveway. Y'all better look both ways before heading across. This goes triple for Willy, since he's constantly going back and forth to Maudine's trailer with armloads of what entomologists refer to as "nuptial gifts."

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