It was last month's haulaway of unregistered vehicles that cleared out the driveway. Yes, the driveway looks empty. Yes, there are a lot of vehicles missing, especially the obviously abandoned ones with flat tires and cobwebs hanging underneath. So if your car went missing last month, please refrain from accusing space aliens of abducting it. It was that huge flatbed tow truck that got your car, not little green men from Mars.

Watch for blowtorches, augers, saws, lumber, and all kinds of construction shit being hauled across the driveway. BT and Skip Bodell have been helping to refurbish that mobile in space #81 that got demolished in our war with Buzzards Trailertopia. The guy who owns it, Norm Archer, got booted out of his house by his wife, and now he is reduced to living in the family's vacation mobile, even though it's having big noisy repairs done to it.

Carl Bailey, the psych facility escapee in space #1, has somehow got his cottonpickin' hands on a electric scooter. That's what's been speeding all over the trailer park at well over the park's 5 MPH limit. Our huge pointy speedbumps don't slow Carl down a bit. He just slaloms in and out and around them speedbumps. Carl's scooter tops out at 30 MPH. Andy the security guy's electric cart only goes about 20 MPH. Andy ends up getting left in scooter dust any time Carl leads him on a high-speed pursuit all over the trailer park.

A new market opened up down the road. It's about as far away as Boozapalooza, only in the other direction. The new store is called Rogelio's Quick-E-Mart. To get to Rogelio's, all you have to do is hang a right onto the highway instead of a left, and you'll see it about 500 yards down the road on the left.

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