Watch out for rubble! Somebody done went and blowed up all our huge pointy speedbumps. Now there's big, asphaltic speedbump rubble all over the driveway and in our yards. You can see the white-painted chunks from the speedbump tops easy enough. But you got to keep your eyes peeled to see the black asphalt chunks that blowed out from underneath. Don't run over none of them speedbump chunks unless you want the entire underside of your car torn to pieces.

If you want to take a gander at the burnt remnants of the Feral family's trailer, you got to stand in line. The end of the line is just about even with Fatty Daddy's place at the moment. And don't even THINK about taking cuts. Just wait your turn and before you know it, you'll get to see a real, live, melted trailer.

If you hear a big ka-BLAM! outside, or if you see flames and greasy black smoke rolling off a trailer, don't go standing out in the middle of the driveway to watch the show. Any one of our trailer spaces gives a perfectly good view of all the other trailer spaces. When we all stand around in the middle of the driveway to watch something burn to the ground or to speculate about what just exploded, it pisses off the firemen 'cause they can't maneuver their firetrucks around us and get to whatever's on fire.

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