You all better quit hanging around, playing "Let's Make a Dope Deal" down by the duckpond in the middle of the night. The cops have been holed up down there, staking out the trailer park. Consider yourself forewarned.

All the speedbumps that exploded last month got replaced! And the new speedbumps are even better. Instead of being huge and pointy, the new speedbumps are huge and ROUND, like whoop-de-doos. Now we all get to experience the thrills, chills and spills of a rollercoaster by riding anything with wheels on it down the driveway.

Apparently there is such a disease as Scooter Mania, and it's contagious as hell. It all started when Carl Bailey got infected. Everybody's been watching Carl go scooting up and down the driveway on his electric scooter, and now everyone wants one. Virginia Beadle ran out and got a scooter for her ownself, and so did Dot. Since electric scooters don't make no noise, be sure to look both ways before crossing the driveway so you don't get runned over by the scooters or any cops that might be chasing the scooters.

There's going to be some construction traffic going into and out of the trailer park this month. Skip Bodell in space #76 and Norm Archer in space #81 is in cahoots together on something they're building down by the duckpond. Now, we can't tell what it is just yet, but its parts consist of garage door springs, truck innertubes, canvas material and tarpaulins, rope, a big tree, and a bunch of tools and nuts and bolts and whatnot. Nobody's been able to figure out what it is yet, and Skip and Norm ain't talking.

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