Watch out for baby strollers! Andy the security guy and his girlfriend Lulu had a boy on the 15th of last month. Doralee Binkman in space #61 (and technically Maddog Monson in space #91) had a little girl on the 30th. Doralee and Lulu been pushing their baby strollers up and down the driveway together. Be sure and keep your eyes peeled for them. Keep your eyes peeled for Maddog out there, too. He’s been pacing back and forth between his trailer and Doralee’s lately. Sometimes Maddog actually gets a look-see at his kid before Doralee’s mom Dena and her gramma Edna chases him away with a broom.

Look out for crazy old ladies running up and down the driveway swinging broomsticks! As long as you don’t get between the old ladies and Maddog Monson, you won’t get broomstick- whomped out there in the driveway. But you still gots to look both ways before crossing, or you could get whomped by a electric scooter, or one of your neighbors’ cars, or any cop cars that might be chasing your neighbors into the trailer park.

If the old beater you been driving around takes a shit on you, please don’t dump it in front of your trailer. Parking spaces are considered precious resources around here. Y’all shouldn’ t be wasting a precious resource by depositing a old dead beater on it anyways. All dead vehicles must be dragged down by the duckpond and abandoned there so vehicles that actually run (and can leave) may utilize the parking spaces.

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