Keep your eyes peeled for HazMat trucks, plumbing materials, a construction crew with heavy equipment, and all them guys in moon suits milling around the trailer park. They're all here to clean up that mess Arliss and Eddie made when they tried cooking meth in space #62. Apparently if you flush leftover meth chemicals down your toilet, it takes a whole army of workers to dig up and replace the chemically destroyed PVC sewer line.

Since the 10th falls on a Saturday, the monthly haulaway of unregistered vehicles is scheduled to occur on Friday, January 9. So get out there and either forge yourself some new tags or park your car with the back end against a wall or something. Otherwise, your car will go riding out of the trailer park on the back of a flatbed with all the other abandoned old beaters.

There's a whole bunch of reasons to keep your curtains wide open and your eyes on the front window this month. First of all, Pop Feral is all set to be released from prison. We'll all want a front-row seat when he figures out Ma Feral ain't exactly been faithful in his absence. Secondly, Willy's been ducking and dodging big fat lovesick Beulah. Next time them two cross paths, we'll all be in for a big show, for sure. And lastly but not leastly, there's plumbers and construction workers and HazMat guys swarming all over the place, digging up disintegrated sewer lines. That in and of itself ain't much to watch, but a body or buried treasure or something might get unearthed, and we'll all want a front-row seat when THAT happens. Then we can call everyone we know and share all the gruesome details, graphically and with great relish.

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