Watch out for Government vehicles carrying scientists! Ever since that cellular satellite crashed into the duckpond, the whole trailer park has just been CRAWLING with Federal agents. Don’t worry, the feds ain’t here to bust you for dope. That’s the DEA’s job. Them government scientists is only interested in what’s in the duckpond. They don’t rightly give a shit what you smoke, snort, pop or slam.

Keep your eyes peeled for Ma Feral and Carl Bailey! Them two is officially a item now. Ma Feral’s moving all her shit out of Willy’s camper and into Carl’s. The happy couple drinks a whole lot, so be sure and don’t run over neither of ‘em when they’re stumbling and weaving all over the driveway.

Look out for the soup-pot bearing behemoth! Ever since Pop Feral stomped Willy to smithereens, Beulah’s been nursing him back to health. She waddles across the driveway about every hour, all during daylight hours. After that, she humps up in Willy’s camper. Anyways, don’t go smacking into Beulah with your old beater when she’s in the driveway with that soup pot. Big as Beulah is, the impact would tear up the front end of your vehicle and propel the radiator straight into your lap.

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