Watch out for the coroner and bomb investigators and whatnot! Anil's flaming, exploding accidental death has attracted just about every official vehicle in the city. Being non-beaters, you might want to avoid these vehicles like the plague so you don't ding 'em all up and get the city officials any more pissed at us than they already are.

The monthly haulaway of unregistered vehicles is all set to occur on Tuesday the 10th, so get out there and either cover your whole beater with a tarp, or forge it some new tags before that big old flatbed tow truck shows up.

Management went and sold a few more empty trailers, and Anil's trailer is up for sale since he's dead now, so we can expect some new residents and a bunch of moving vans headed up and down the driveway this month.

Pop Feral's been teaching little Timmy Radkin to drive, so y'all better watch out for THAT. If you see Pop Feral's old beater truck driving wildly down the driveway, the get the fuck outta the way immediately. That's a beer-crazed 12-year-old behind the wheel.

Keep a eye out for that junkyard truck headed up and down the driveway. The junkman is STILL picking up pieces of Rogelio's truck down at the duckpond and just generally scattered all over the trailer park. Hell, Rogelio's drive shaft was found in Jingo the circus midget's living room, where it impaled the ceiling and punched a hole in the floor.

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