Watch out for folks coming in to look at trailers for sale. When they're here, try to act as normal as possible so's we don't scare 'em all off before they can buy anything.

Keep a eye out for neighbors and guests heading into and out of space #54! Old Elvis sure does like to party with a group, even more than Pop Feral does, and Elvis don't get all violent when he's drunk.

Watch out for Marshal Arvin, the new security guy. Not only does he do nearly constant foot patrol around the clock, he also about wore a groove in the driveway between his trailer and Maudine's.

Look out for Welcome Wagon Willy! He's depressed again, so who knows if Willy will go throwing hisself out in front of your car in the driveway. He already got up on his roof and threatened to jump once this month, so keep your eyes peeled.

Trucks over three tons shouldn't be rolling down our driveway. The cheap asphalt cracks and it flattens out speedbumps.

The speed limit through the trailer park is 5 MPH! We don't give a rat's ass if you're on a bicycle or what. Go 5 MPH, even if you're riding a bike or skateboard or something that you can get going a lot faster than 5 MPH on and just weave between the speedbumps.

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