Watch out for shopping carts! Shopping carts don't roll through the dirt too good, so most of us abandon them in the driveway. Keep that in mind when you're driving through the trailer park.

Keep your eyes peeled for pissed-off chicks skulking back and forth between space #61 and space #91. That's Maddog and Andy's baby mamas, who we can expect to keep pestering the fellers until they relent and babysit their kids while the womenfolk go out and party.

Keep a eye out for a bunch of weird shit headed from space #88 to the laundry room! That's right, it's that time of year. Fatty Daddy is building a scary-ass haunted house in the laundry room again. Be sure and drop by the laundry room for some chills, thrills, and entertainment! But don't head to the laundry room with a armload of laundry. The washers and dryers are either unplugged or used as props, so we can't do our wash until November 1.

Watch out for drunk neighbors staggering up and down the driveway, and sometimes even out onto the highway.

Look out for that rotten little punk Timmy Radkin weaving around drunk on his bicycle all over the place, not just the driveway. If you don't keep your eyeballs peeled, you might get runned over by a drunken juvenile in your own yard.

Be careful of our speedbumps! The speedbump company came by and put some more asphalt on the tops and made 'em pointy because of all the folks rolling down the driveway at 30-50 MPH and using our formerly round speedbumps as whoop-de-doos. So if you get going over the trailerpark speed limit of 5 MPH, instead of a driveway full of whoop-de-doos, you'll encounter a driveway full of whoop-de-BLAMs. Consider yourselves forewarned.

The speed limit through the trailer park is 5 MPH! Please remember that or our new huge pointy speedbumps will rip the drive train right out from underneath of your car.

Watch out for Eddie's monster truck speeding through the trailerpark! Eddie's got the only vehicle in the whole park that's immune to huge pointy speedbumps and whatnot, and he tends to come ripping through the park at 25 MPH or better. So look both ways before crossing the driveway. If you see a monster truck bearing down on you, dive into someone's yard.

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