Watch out for repair crews! There's going to be a parade of great big trucks and equipment going into and out of the trailer park for a long time, cleaning up after our blowed-up septic tank. So stay out of their way so they can get all that shit out of here ASAP.

We can relax and not worry about running over that 13-year-old alkie, Timmy Radkin, at least until the end of the month. Little Timmy's locked up in juvie rehab on some kind of diversion program 'cause he showed up to school piss-drunk.

If you see a dude in a muu-muu walking around with a Bible, RUN! Otherwise, you're going to have Jesus shoved down your throat. That's new resident Pastor Pasqual, and we hear tell he goes from trailer to trailer, ringing doorbells and bugging the shit out of anyone who's home, which is pretty  much all of us all of the time. Consider yourself forewarned.

Look out for a merry-go-round of old beaters heading into and out of the trailer park between the hours of midnight and 6 am! That's the nightly parade of jonesing tweekers, who come in to score their shit from DJ the dope dealer in space #41.

If you pull into the trailer park frontwards, you will have to back out. The exploded septic tank has filled the turnaround area by the duckpond with sewage. So if you want to drive frontwards out of the trailer park, you'll have to do a three-point turn up on the highway and back all the way down the driveway to your trailer.

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