We didn't get new speedbumps. We got pointy new tops on the old ones. Our new pointy speedbumps will rip the drive train right out from underneath your vehicle if you hit one any faster than the park's 5 MPH speed limit. You've been forewarned.

Watch out for the usual merry-go-round of traffic into and out of DJ the dope dealer's place in space #41! DJ's out now, so any time you see his gate hanging open, he's open for business and you can expect a lot of traffic outside his place. If you live anywhere near space #41, you'd better get out there and mark your territory with a orange traffic cone, or risk losing your parking spot momentarily to one of DJ's regular customers.

Keep on the lookout for any strangers going into or out of Elvis' trailer in space #54. Elvis is on vacation, and only us neighbors are allowed in his place until he gets back. If anyone you don't know walks into Elvis' trailer, be sure to boot 'em out.

Keep your eyes peeled for Maddog running up and down the driveway giving Doobie piggy-back rides. Don't go running over either one of them on your way into or out of the trailer park.

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