Watch out for car parts laying in the driveway! Our huge pointy speedbumps keep knocking pieces out from underneath our old beaters, and Edgar the maintenance guy ain't always on the ball when it comes to picking up the rubble in a timely manner.

Since the 10th occurs on a Sunday, the monthly haulaway of unregistered vehicles is all set to occur on Monday the 11th. So be sure to either forge some registration tags or park your old beater backed up against a wall so the tow truck driver can't see the expiration date.

Keep your eyes peeled for Welcome Wagon Willy in the driveway! Willy's been wearing a groove in the driveway between his trailer in space #38 and Dot's trailer in space #8 ever since Tod got blowed to Kingdom Come. Don't go flattening Willy in the driveway. He ain't easy to miss, since he's usually bringing armloads of worthless shit as love offerings for recently widowed Dot the crazy cat lady in space #8.

If you see emergency vehicles heading into or out of the trailer park, stay out of the way.

If a hunk of metal falls out from underneath your car when it hits one of our huge pointy speedbumps, please be considerate and pick up the part and put it in the trunk.

Be on the lookout for Carl the psych facility escapee on a scooter! Old Carl finally got his electric scooter running again and he's been driving like a maniac all over the trailer park. Try not to run over Carl, and don't let Carl run you over, neither.

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