The driveway is all set to be slurried this month in three sections, 10 days at a time. The first section will be slurried between August 1-10, and will occur from the turnabout area down by the duckpond at one end and Fatty Daddy's trailer in space #88 at the other end. The second section will be slurried from the 11th to the 20th, and will occur from Fatty Daddy's trailer up to Elvis' trailer in space #54. The top third of the driveway will be slurried from the 20th to the 31st, and will occur from Elvis' trailer all the way up to the highway. When your section is being slurried, please park in front of an empty trailer space in another section.

The monthly haulaway of unregistered vehicles that normally occurs on the 10th of every month will not occur in August due to our driveway being slurried.

Please keep stiff-wheeled items, like rollerskates, rollerblades, skateboards, Radio Flyer red wagons, shopping carts and whatnot off the freshly slurried driveway. These items leave embedded tracks, so just wait until the slurry dries out good before you start skating, pushing carts, and pulling wagons on it.

The speed limit down the driveway is 5 MPH, and is enforced by our huge pointy speedbumps.

You can't sue the managers if one of our huge pointy speedbumps knocks the drive train out from underneath your old beater when you're speeding through the trailer park.

Speedy over at Buzzards Trailertopia got busted for selling dope again, so expect a merry-go-round of traffic into and out of DJ the dope dealer's trailer in space #41 this month. DJ is covering Speedy's customers until Speedy gets turned loose again.

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