Traffic into and out of the trailer park has thinned quite a bit ever since Speedy over at Buzzards Trailertopia got released from jail again. Our dope dealer DJ in space #41 has been taking care of Speedy's customers while Speedy was locked up. It sure is nice how them two dope dealers cover each other any time of them is locked up. Almost brings a tear to your eye, don't it?

Last month's arrest-fest reduced the population of the trailer park by half, which is another reason traffic has been so thin down the driveway lately. Traffic is expected to pick back up once all the arrestees are released from the county jail.

Keep your eyes peeled for the demolition crew and a haul truck! Buck and Buddy's trailer is being demolished, and all the parts and pieces are being hauled out of the trailer park. If you want to cannibalize any parts off the trailer before it rides out in itty-bitty pieces, now would be a good time to do that, before it's all gone.

Welcome Wagon Willy's got a firetruck parked outside his trailer, and rumor has it he inherited it from a relative or something. Willy claims the firehouse gave it to him in lieu of disability compensation from when he used to be a firefighter, but nobody believes Willy was ever a firefighter in the first place. He probably really got that ratty old firesuit, firehat and googles at the thrift store or garage sale or something. But the fact remains, there is a hugeass old beat-up firetruck taking up half the driveway in front of space #38.

Traffic laws apply to electric scooters and carts as well as gas-powered vehicles like cars and monster trucks. If you're riding an electric cart down the driveway, please stay to the right, and either stop or turn if something gets in front of you. Don't just ram into someone's parked car, shrug your shoulders, and keep going. If you do ram someone's vehicle, please leave a note.

Watch out for Timmy driving Pop Feral's pickup truck! Pop's teaching little Timmy how to drive, and that kid's already put a few dings and dents into some trailers and he dang-near ran over old lady Beadle in the driveway.

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