Watch out for Welcome Wagon Willy! It seems Willy's developed quite a crush on the new chick Belinda in space #50. Don't go flattening Willy in the driveway while he's headed to Belinda's trailer.

Fatty Daddy is having a new add-on built onto his trailer. So keep your eyes peeled for construction crews and whatnot headed into and out of space #88. Fatty Daddy hires real actual contractors to work on his trailer instead of hiring scrawny little tweekers like everyone else. The contractors do a great job, but their trucks and equipment tend to hang out into the driveway while they're working.

The monthly haulaway of unregistered vehicles is all set to happen on Tuesday the 10th. So get out there and do something about those expired tags if you ever want to see your old beater again.

Please refrain from weaving up and down the driveway shitfaced. This goes for driving as well as being on foot. If you're driving drunk down the driveway, stop. Crawl into the back seat and fall asleep until you sober up. If you're walking, just keep your feet in the dirt and off the asphalt and you won't get ran over.

Expect a merry-go-round of traffic into and out of DJ the dope dealer's place in space #41. DJ scored big and he's stocked up on all products. The dope traffic is expected to last all through this month and maybe even next month, too.

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