Watch out for the trailer-moving rig and some beat-up old schoolbuses! All are driven by the same guy. He's a rig driver during the week, and he's a driver in the schoolbus demolition derby at the local racetrack on the weekends. Sometimes he brings his work home with him.

Springtime is moving season, and management managed to rent out some empty trailer spaces. Expect the trailer-moving rig to show up with a load every now an again throughout the month.

The monthly haulaway of unregistered vehicles occurs on Wednesday the 10th of May, so get out there and put a trashcan behind your car on Sunday night if your tags are expired or your plate's missing.

The speed limit through the trailer park is 5 MPH. Too many people have been blowing through the trailer park at 8 MPH or better lately. This means the pointy tops have been worn off the speedbumps again. Our speedbumps are scheduled to be re-pointed with that asphalt-gravel alloy shit at the end of the month. Keep a eye out for the asphalt truck, because y'all have to slow down after it's been here. If you slam into a fresh pointy speedbump going faster than 6 MPH, the drive train gets ripped right out from underneath of your old beater, and it takes the muffler with it. Consider yourself warned.

We got us a new catapult down at the duckpond, thanks to Skip and Maddog and Ramone and a bunch of us who wandered in and out while the catapult was being built. The catapult is sitting on the rim of the turnaround area down by the duckpond. Don't go smashing into the catapult turning your car around drunk. We need that thing to launch trash and debris and unwanted guests off the property.

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