Watch out for Welcome Wagon Willy in the driveway! Willy's been all dejected since Belinda dumped him, and he don't always look both ways before crossing the driveway when he's shitfaced. Plus, he's out in the driveway all the time because he's stalking Belinda.

Keep your eyes peeled for a couple of nekkid midgets out there! Sometimes Jingo and Midge get a bit carried away and end up rolling out of one little trailer or another and into the driveway. So if you see what looks like a elf or two out there, please resist the temptation to run it down with your car.

You all might notice there's a little more room down the driveway lately. This is because Donnie Dorque had Belinda auction almost all the family's cars, running or not, on Ebay. Donnie wants to buy a new trailer to put in the old family trailer space in #24, then sell that motorhome he's living in now.

Be on the lookout for trailer-moving rigs and U-Hauls and whatnot going into and out of the trailer park. Just because you see them don't mean they can see you.

Don't get in Grampa Feral's way! Gramps is a happy drunk, but it don't make him any better a driver than a raging drunk. As long as nothing gets in front of or behind him, Gramps is okay behind the wheel.

When parts get knocked out from underneath your car on our huge pointy speedbumps, be sure to stop and pick up the parts. Don't just leave torn mufflers, drive trains, axles, and other big shit like that laying around in the driveway for your neighbors to run over.

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