The septic tank has been repaired! You can now resume using your toilet, shower, tub, sinks, and washing machines if you got 'em. No more showering in the garden hose! No more crapping in the field next door!

Management hopes you all appreciate this. Notice the strategically placed exclamation points above? We did that to get you trailerpark folks all jazzed up over being able to flush your own toilets again, and also to make you forget you had to hike out and shit in a field for four solid months.

Management only hopes you take good care of the septic system this time and don't go blowing it up again.

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