As you gossip mongers must know by now, we got hit with some giant fines this past month as a result of fires. Certain residents made fools not only of themselves, but of Management. We won't tell you how much the fines are, but suffice it to say that you residents would call that much money "a gazillion dollars" if you saw it all in one big pile of $20 bills.

Management does not have "a gazillion dollars" to give to the City to pay for your indiscretions. However, we do realize that you are indeed trailer-park inhabitants. You can reasonably be   expected to act like fucking lunatics every once in a while. We'd go apeshit if we had to dwell in a dilapidated trailer park out in the middle of nowhere, too.

Management will be raising the money to pay those huge fines the only way we know how -- we will be confiscating and selling all the abandoned trailers in the park. So expect some new neighbors. Be nice to them. Just don't frighten them away.

One more thing: please, Please, PLEASE don't piss off the city for a while. Just try to stay out of jail for the holidays; how's that for a start? If you don't attract anyone in uniform to Tinbox Acres, you'll get to spend the holidays in person with your family instead on the other side of a sheet of plate glass with a phone to your head.

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