Just because Management does not reside onsite at Tinbox Acres, don't think we don't hear the rumors.

Is it correct that you goofballs are actually at war with that trailer park at the other end of the duckpond?  We happened to pick up a copy of Buzzard's newsletter, The Carcass, and an article in there claimed that you assholes launched a flaming tire onto Buzzards Trailertopia on purpose with no provocation, and that you did it with a catapult.

That better not be true, that's all Management's got to say. Remember what we told you all about racking up huge fines for Management with your indiscretions. We weren't kidding.

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