What the Hell are you imbeciles up to NOW? We did a walk-through inspection last month, and the entire atmosphere in Tinbox Acres reeked of cowshit smell. You assholes had better not be raising any livestock in the trailer park, Management can tell you that right now.  

Remember what we told you about pissing off the City and racking up huge fines for Management to pay? Raising livestock in a trailer park is totally illegal. Butchering said livestock in a trailer park is even MORE illegal than THAT.  

If any or all of you dipshits have cattle stashed somewhere in the trailer park, you'd better get them out NOW. Furthermore, every last head of cattle had better leave ALIVE, preferably confined in the back of a livestock trailer.  

Management does not relish the thought of a stampede of cattle tearing up the driveway and decimating our huge pointy speedbumps with their hooves on the way out.  

Old Clarence wasn't killed by a stampede of cattle, was he? Did Clarence have any family? God, Management hopes not. We don't need to be slapped with any wrongful-death-by-trampling lawsuits.

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