What did you assholes do to Tinbox Acres property last month? It looks like Armageddon in there. Even more than usual. Who or what blew up the driveway? Where did all the speedbumps go? And what the hell melted that trailer? Management expects answers to all these questions and more. We'll be there on Saturday the 13th to do a walk-through inspection of the trailer park.

Management expects you peons to bow down in homage to us, since our names are the same ones you write on your space-rent checks. We got this idea from watching footage of Princess Diana when she would visit Third World countries. We expect all of you to gaze upon us adoringly like how the African Pygmy Bushpeople gazed at Princess Diana. However, we aren't going to shake hands or hug or even TOUCH any of you. Trailer cooties, you know.

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