In the spirit of the Holidays, Management has wrapped all the driveway light poles with candy-cane tape, and tinsel, and multi-colored twinkling Christmas lights. The biggest, brightest, flashiest Christmas lights and decorations available were purchased.

If Management knows one thing for certain, we know if it weren’t for gaudy taste, you trailerpark inhabitants would have absolutely no taste at all. Not only do the newly installed Christmas lights make the trailerpark driveway resemble the Las Vegas Strip, Management expects the lighting to thwart any and all illegal activity that normally occurs under the cloak of darkness.

Now, let’s see if we can have a relatively arrest-free Holiday season, shall we?

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