All right, what the hell happened in the trailer park over the holidays? Management heard that not only did the sump pump fall apart and quit working (verified) and the sewer lines disintegrated (verified) but we also heard a rumor that one of you assholes shot Santa Claus.  Management has not confirmed the validity of THAT rumor yet. YET. If it turns out one of you idiots actually shot Santa, Management is going to roll you over like a pretty prisoner.

What's going on with Welcome Wagon Willy? Management does not feel very secure with him all dressed in camouflage with his face painted green and leaves in his hair, peeping through binoculars. If you see Willy before Managment does, tell him to knock that shit off; it makes everyone nervous and it's going to get the cops called on him eventually.

And Management isn't even going to address that latest Paddy wagon incident. You morons never give us a straight answer when we ask how you all managed to get hauled out at once. As long as you return to Tinbox Acres in time to pay your monthly space rent, that's all Management truly gives a shit about anyway.

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