What are all those government scientists doing down at the duckpond? You imbeciles had better not have racked up any more ridiculous fines for Management to pay.

We had dropped by for an unannounced inspection last month, and what Management witnessed can only be described as indescribable. The duckpond was crawling with scientists, and there was some kind of wreckage. It looked like a garbage can with a bunch of old-timey rabbit-eared TV antennas stuck all over it, smoldering in a crater on the shore of the duckpond. Some scientists were doing absolutely sinful experiments on a dead dwarf near the smoldering wreckage.

Management had no other choice than to flee the Tinbox Acres. We decided quickly that it would be in our best interest to come back on a calmer, less eventful day.

The cops didn't show up that day, did they? How about firetrucks? Those are the types of vehicles that rack up huge fines for Management to pay when they show up en masse. All Management saw were some white vehicles, no doubt from some branch of the government (but not law enforcement) and a bunch of men in white coats were swarming around the wreckage.

It's not unusual for the men in white coats to show up to Tinbox Acres. What's unusual is that they weren't chasing and tackling and strapping down any trailerpark residents. All they did was run some Slinky-looking thing with a light on the end up a dwarf's ass out there on the shore of the duckpond.

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