Oh, no. Don't tell us. Management shudders to think of what may have happened.

We got a call from the streetsweeper company, complaining that the first day they showed up to clean the driveway, the streetsweeper driver was bludgeoned and chased out of the trailer park, and ended up being arrested and a bunch of other stuff got screamed into Management's telephone.

Management realizes the futility of asking you assholes for a straight answer about ANYTHING, let alone something as big as how an innocent street sweeper ended up with a rap sheet less than fifteen minutes after entering Tinbox Acres property. Therefore, we will move on to other things.

Management would like to commend each and every one of you for NOT blowing up any of your trailers this year. Not a one. Perhaps having to deal with the sewage lines being dug up and replaced when you flushed your meth chemicals was just the aversion therapy all of you needed? Dare Management hope that none of you are cooking any meth at all?

Oh, what a happy day that would be.

Next month, however, you will all need to resist the Cinco de Mayo temptation so we don't have another brouhaha like we did last year. Hopefully you all remember that, being arrested and all, but judging by the state most of you were in, you don't remember a minute of it.

Therefore Management would just like to give each and every one of you Tinbox Acres residents a little friendly advice. Be careful. Don't get all buckwild and crazy on May 5. Try to avoid Tequila that day, how's that? Just stick to cerveza.

Management would also like to remind everyone be sure to get a Mother's Day card in the mail May 5-7, and give your mom a call on Sunday, May 9.

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