What has Management told you trailerpark residents over and over and over again about attracting emergency vehicles onto Tinbox Acres property?

We got slapped with some huge fines from the city again, thanks to you assholes. Management is going to try not to graphically imagine what led to every cop car in the city showing up at the duckpond last month.  From what Management hears, it was downright fugly.

And what's all this nonsense about Loch Ness monsters and electrical parades at midnight and all that other weird shit Management heard about from certain residents? None of it better be true, especially the part about the parade. We already have to pay the city a shitpile of cash to make restitution for your indiscretions, and a parade without a permit would no doubt heap the pile of cash Management already has to pay a lot higher and deeper.

Once again, the Tinbox Acres Official Rules and Regulations handbook will have to be revised to include a section in the Health and Safety chapter about contaminating oneself with pondwater, or contaminating the duckpond with one's bodily fluids.  

Please, just try not to rack up any more fines for Management to pay.  Please. God bless you all in advance.

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