What the fuck happened in the trailer park over the holiday weekend? First, Management was threatened with fire and explosive violations from the city, which were later rescinded when it was determined whatever burned down or blew up was an accident.

Then there was the jumping castle. Management had dug deep and sprung for a jumping castle to entertain the children in the trailer park for the Fourth of July weekend. Now the jumping castle company has launched a barrage of phone calls on Management, demanding restitution for damage and also for all the psychological suffering from having to clean that thing out. What did you all DO in there? Wait, Management does not want to know. Management only wants the jumping castle rental company to knock off the harassing phone calls.

Now Management hears there has been another resident death in Tinbox Acres. Not only is the disposal of a dead human a huge expense, not to mention a pain in the ass to deal with in the first place, but now Management has to find a new resident to occupy that dumpy trailer in space #73, which Management hears doesn't even have a door.

Please try to remain calm for a while. Try not to attract any more emergency vehicles and news crews for a little while. It's the dog days of summer, act like dogs and just lay around on your porch and don't go pissing on fire hydrants and licking your balls in public and chasing after cars or whatever it is you all do to get your idiot selves arrested all the time.

And please, no more fires, explosions, floods, and whatnot. Thank you and God bless you in advance for your cooperation in these matters.

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