Management would like to start off by thanking those of you who signed the Crime Free Addendum stapled to your lease last month. Secondly, Management would like to slap some sense into those of you who failed to sign Addendum A. How are we supposed to strip all your pesky Constitutional rights away if you don't sign the addendum?


Then there's the blown-up trailer. Don't think Management didn't notice that during our unannounced inspection last month. Do you people not have enough sense not to blow yourselves and your trailers to smithereens? The only thing dumber than that would be to roast marshmallows on the smoldering trailer remains.


And what's all this noise Management has been hearing about you trailerpark residents ingesting pills that were not prescribed to you? What we heard is that the aforementioned pills were, at one time, up someone's ass. Willy's ass, to be specific. That's just gross, and it better not be true. That would be in direct violation of the entire Health and Safety Code section of the Tinbox Acres Resident Handbook.


Please, everyone, try to behave yourselves as springtime approaches. Get married and settle down. And for God's sake as well as your own, don't attract any more emergency vehicles into the trailer park. Thank you and God bless everyone in advance.

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