Management was delighted to hear about so many of you trailerpark residents being employed on the construction site next door. But then we heard about the accident. What the hell happened to Andy? We hear he managed to get himself on worker's comp for life.

Thank God Andy was not still employed as trailerpark security when that happened, or Management would be footing the bill. Tinbox Acres does not carry worker's comp insurance. At least he'll have a steady paycheck and will finally be able to pay his half of the space rent for #91.

While there were a few arrests last month, Management would like to thank each and every one of you for NOT attracting an army of emergency vehicles into the trailer park a single time last month. One emergency vehicle here and there is to be expected, but a whole fleet of them is uncalled for, and usually costs Management a small fortune in hefty fines.

What's all this noise we hear about a medical emergency involving a condom and Miz Beadle's chihuahua dog? It had better not involve bestiality. Bestiality is one of the very few things that can actually get your ass evicted from this trailer park.

Just try to mellow out and don't do anything you don't see happening on the sitcoms you sit in front of your TV watching all the time. Do you ever see anyone on a sitcom put on a condom and call the neighbor's yappy little rat-dog? No. So you shouldn't be doing that kind of shit, either. The same thing goes for launching anything across the duckpond and into the trailer park on the other side.

Please try to stay out of trouble with the law, each other, and society in general. June is coming up--maybe you all should get married. Settle down. That should keep you all somewhat in line. But please, Please, PLEASE--try not to reproduce. Thank you.  

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