Management would like to start off by thanking Virginia Beadle in space #17 for adhering to the Safety section rules in the Tinbox Acres Rules and Regulations Handbook by NOT dying on Tinbox Acres property.

When old lady Beadle had a heart attack by the duckpond, she didn't die in the trailer park. She waited for the ambulance to arrive, and let them haul her possibly dying body off the property. Last we heard, she's recovering nicely at the hospital and should be returning home some time this month.

Management would like to admonish everyone else in the trailer park to re-read the entire Safety section of the Rules and Regulations Handbook, and follow it to the letter. If you cannot read, please, by all means, get someone to read it to you.

The reason Management is stressing safety is because not only did we hear that Miz Beadle had a heart attack on the property, but we also heard that what sent the old lady's ticker into a tailspin was something she saw in the duckpond.

It wasn't naked trailerpark residents in the duckpond again, was it? Is THAT what stopped old lady Beadle's heart? Management certainly hopes not.

How many times must you trailerpark dipshits be told not to strip your clothes off and run into the duckpond? Not only does your nasty filthy trailerpark dander pollute the duckpond, but the pond is thick with duckshit, which will contaminate you worse than you already are.

Speaking of polluted trailerpark residents, Management has scheduled the tar men to slurry the driveway this month. So you all get to spend the entire month huffing tar fumes emitting from the driveway.

Please, for God's sake as well as your own, try to comport yourself in a decent manner, even when you're flying around high as a kite on tar fumes. Thank you all in advance for your cooperating in this matter.

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