What the fuck were you dipshits up to last month? Management heard there was some sort of Olympic event held in the trailer park. That can't be true. The winter Olympics don't even happen until next month.

At least that pervert Willy stopped bugging the shit out of our best tenants, the Arvins in space #37. This is the first month that Maudine Arvin didn't call Management to report Willy peeping into their trailer.

On the other hand, new resident Belinda Jameson called Management to report Welcome Wagon Willy peeping into her trailer. Doesn't that guy live with the crazy cat lady in space #8? Willy needs to take a chill pill, in Management's humble opinion.

Superbowl happens at the end of this month. Please, for the love of God, restrain yourselves and don't get all hammered and attract every cop car, ambulance, and firetruck in the city into the trailer park on Superbowl Sunday this year. Thank you all in advance for your cooperation.

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