You fuckers. Management cannot believe the monumental mess you left for us to clean up, and more importantly, to pay for.

How did all those wrecked vehicles get on the shore and in the duckpond? It looks like someone had a demolition derby on trailerpark property, which would probably be in violation of some part of every single section of the Tinbox Acres Rules and Regulations Handbook.

All you knucklefuck trailerpark residents see is a pile of wrecked vehicles at the duckpond, which you might not even mind living with. What Management sees is a pissed-off City Hall throwing citations at us left and right for water pollution, air pollution, gross property damage, and blight.

Then the city sicked the county mobilehome code enforcers on us for good measure. Management refuses to discuss what happened when the code enforcers showed up. Suffice it to say that if any of you state-supported trailerpark dipshits saw that much cash in one pile of twenties, you would call it "a bazillion dollars."

After the code enforcers left, we heard about a bad wreck up on the highway involving a big rig and a mobilehome or trailer or something like that. At least that didn't happen on Tinbox Acres property. But Management can't help but wonder if you all had something to do with that, too.

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