What the hell happened in the trailer park last month? Management heard that not one, but four Tinbox Acres residents died on the property last month. You all know dying on the property is strictly forbidden.

Management had actually been called to the trailer park by the county sheriffs when that ugly trailer in space #24 exploded. When that thing blew, it blew. Even the fake palm tree in front of the trailer got sublimated in the blast. Apparently this explosion caused the four residents to die on Tinbox Acres property.

How did those Dorques manage to blow up their trailer, and themselves right along with it? The investigator from the fire department said it looked like someone had been trying to manufacture a bomb in there. You all aren't making bombs in the trailer park, are you? Cooking methamphetamine in the trailer park is bad enough. None of you had better be making bombs.

Onward to another unpleasant subject that absolutely must be addressed with you dipshits. What's all this squawking Management has been hearing lately about naked midgets in the park? That better not be true, that's all Management's got to say about it.

Lastly, somebody dinged and dented up the inside of the clothes dryer in the laundromat sometime in the last month. What did you all do? Dry a big old Rottweiler or two in there?

Please, for God's sake as well as your own, please try not to blow anything else up in the trailer park, try to stay alive and out of jail, and most importantly, stop damaging trailer park property!

Thank you and God bless you all in advance for your cooperation.

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