January 1, 2008: Is there such a thing as a successful, sober, heavy metal rock star? Can married couples sleep together in the nuthatch? Why did the sober kid fall off the wagon?

November, 2007: What's a mother to do when her husband and kid are locked up? Why did the fat chick flatten the snack-bar owner? Who will be looking after this guy's wife while he's locked up?

January, 2007: Did this chick to the right thing by dumping her boyfriend? What's a heartbroken boy midget to do? Why did the trailerpark pervert get blasted in the face with a garden hose?

August 2006: Is this woman's husband insane? How about the freakazoid kid? Is it okay for a boy to leap around the trailer in a leotard?

May 2006:How does Dubya pronounce the word nucleus? Who's that hot chick in space #50? Who told the racecar driver to ask the pervert's girlfriend out?

March 2006: Is the crazy cat lady really crazy? Can you get bird flu from a duck? Who knocked up this guy's daughter?

January 2006: Does this lady have Alzheimer's, or is it a parasite? Will this chick's boyfriend come back, or did he bail for good? Will the dope dealer need to send the enforcer?

December 2005: Did this guy's roommate go completely mental, or what? How do you get a guy to propose to you without sounding too pushy? Who stole the blue lighter?

November 2005: Is it the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean? What's a ugly chick to do? Should a dude fuck a orangutan on a dare?

August 2005: Should this dude loan out his helicopter? What are the odds the accident victim will score with the Neanderthal chick? What about if he's on permanent disability?

July 2005: How do you stop a midget from blacking out? What about the dude who got flash-fried? What should the brokenhearted trailerpark pervert do?

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