The complete Tinbox Acres library spans all the way back to October 2002. There should be enough goofyass humor archived below to keep you laughing for a long, long time.

2008

MONTHLY ISSUES

December 2007: Tinbox Acres gets a new ridey toy, a human-slingshot. Pop Feral gets launched by the new slingshot into the duckpond, where he bellyflops and causes a tsunami. Then the cops show up ...

November 2007: Tinbox Acres gets a new resident, Davey Uhlig. Davey brought a snack bar with him from the trailer park where he used to live, and set it up right there next to his trailer in space #43.

January 2007: FIRE! Christmas lights spark a fire that spreads to Ramone's propane tank, causing it to explode. The fire spreads to nearby trailers, causing hundreds and hundreds of dollars worth of damage ...

September 2006: The cops raid the wrong trailer looking for Maddog's hydroponic pot-growing operation while Maddog escapes to DJ the dope dealer's trailer in space #41. Meanwhile, Maddog's roommate Andy gets woke up and cuffed and caged and hauled downtown and booked for everything but the kitchen sink.

August 2006: The trailer in space #24 explodes, and Jingo the circus midget in space #99 gets laid -- finally.

May 2006: The trailer-moving rig drops one onto the highway. Tinbox Acres gets a new resident, and he's a demolition-derby driver at the local racetrack. So now we got us another celebrity here in the trailer park besides Elvis and Jesus ...

March 2006: Willy dumps Dot for Belinda, the hot chick in space #50. Dot goes batshit and gets hauled to the nuthatch.

January 2006: Trailerpark Olympics. Events include the creep-and-peep, escape from the jail trailer, and unhook-and-run. Hot new chick Belinda in space #50 notices Willy when he cracks her up in his firesuit.

December 2005: Invasion of the lighter snatchers. Everyone's lighters mysteriously disappear all over the trailer park, and space aliens are blamed for it. Also, Lulu the Neanderthal chick finally gets laid.

November 2005: Tree-trimming tweekers demolish Buck and Buddy's tree, trailer, and satellite dish. Virginia Beadle sees the whole thing and calls the cops.

August 2005: Welcome Wagon Willy and Dot the crazy cat lady hook up, and they've been boinking each other's lights out all over the trailer park. Elvis goes to visit his rich ex-son-in-law at his ranch north of Los Angeles, and finds himself being held hostage.

July 2005: Dot the crazy cat lady gets widowed when her husband Tod blows up the trailer while trying to make moonshine with a water distilling unit. Pastor Pasqual offers comfort to the whole trailer park, but no one gave a rat's patoot about that formerly homeless alkie Tod except for Dot.

June 2005: Maddog's little girl Doobie gets booted out of Sunday School for scribbling on the wall with marker pens. Jingo the circus midget gets his ass tossed out of church when he's caught laying underneath the pew, peeping up the ladies' skirts.

May 2005: Andy gets a job as a construction gopher right along with half the trailer park. On his third day on the job, Andy gets up under a bulldozer turns a gigantic spring in a can loose and winds up in a body cast. And that ain't all ...

February 2005: Darrell Feral blows his camper up by cooking meth in it, and now he's as red and hairless as Eddie in space #62. Welcome Wagon Willy keesters a bunch of psych meds out of the nuthatch, and everyone in the trailer park ends up infested with ass toxins.

January 2005 features a bunch of trailerpark Christmas carolers mudwrestling in the duckpond. The sight of all them naked mudwrestling chicks sent Welcome Wagon Willy straight into the nuthatch ...

December 2004 will always be remembered for that dead Christmas elf. That, and the quadruple wedding down by the duckpond. It all started with a lightning bolt that took out the power in the entire trailer park for a week.

November 2004 saw our septic tank explode like a volcano, right there under the circus midget's trailer. We got us a new resident here in the trailer park, Pastor Pasqual. We hear tell this guy's a real live rehab reverend. So now we got us another religious zealot to replace the one that got blowed up last summer.

October 2004: Doralee and Lulu get in a standoff situation with their baby daddies. Darrell encapsulates Maddog's trailer in plywood in an attempt to build an add-on, riding away in an ambulance as a result. A new resident moves into space #93.

September 2004: Tinbox Acres gets a new jail trailer, and a former sheriff runs it. Willy freaks out when Maudine goes on a date with the sheriff, then he ends up on the roof of his trailer again in his firesuit. This time Willy really goes over the edge ...

August 2004 saw Anil Roberts catching fire and exploding to smithereens, taking Rogelio's pickup truck with him. At least it happened on the Fourth of July, and thank God it was dark outside. And what the hell happened to the rented jumping castle?

July 2004: Elvis Presley not only AIN'T dead, but he went and moved right into Tinbox Acres. Elvis' ex-wife gets the shit scared out of her by Pop Feral the sasquatch, and Elvis loses access to his bathroom. It all works out for the best, when Pop Feral bonds with new stepson Timmy by giving the li'l ruffian his first beer.

June 2004 features Fatty Daddy getting sandwiched by twins Pearline and Earline. Welcome Wagon Willy goes apeshit and climbs onto the roof of his trailer, threatening to jump. A new neighbor moves into space #54. What are those ugly photos hanging in the laundry room?

May 2004 saw some of the wildest action this trailer park's had in a while. Willy and some new residents brung some dive-bar poontang home, a whole ruckus erupted and the cops showed up. Will old lady Beadle ever recover from what she seen fornicating in the duckpond?

April 2004: Fool's month. What kind of fool shows up in a trailer park riding a huge, racketmaking battlebot the day after St. Patrick's Day when everyone's all hungover? The streetsweeper dude, that's who. The streetsweeper dude gets to learn a lesson about waking up a hungover sasquatch.

March 2004 may have been the goriest month in Tinbox Acres history. Rudy does a header right into his own table saw, suffering a Skilsaw-induced sagittal bisection. Old lady Beadle seen the whole thing, too. Then that little idiot Timmy Radkin goes and lands himself in the emergency room by OD'ing on sodie pop ...

February 2004 features the return of Jingo the circus midget. He was up there on the moon the whole time. Jingo had to hijack a wireless satellite to get back, which he crashed into the duckpond. Pop Feral finally got released from prison, only to find his wife shacked up in a camper with a psych facility escapee. Willy finally gets a long-overdue ass-whooping and now he looks so bad, even big old Beulah's got second thoughts about him.

January 2004 saw us ring in the new year by disintegrating our own sewage system with flushed meth chemicals. We sure did have fun starting that bonfire in that empty trailer space with all the trailerpark pyromaniacs, didn't we? Willy's just creeping everyone out, skulking around outside our trailers with weeds in his hair and his face painted green, peeping through binoculars ...

December 2003 will not be soon forgotten here in Tinbox Acres, thanks to the Silver Bullet tipping over and two trailerpark residents being hauled out naked in the backseat cage of a cruiser. DJ the dope dealer rode out in the back of a cruiser, too, but that was on a different day and for an entirely different reason ...

November 2003 features a giant Johnny-Jump-Up fashioned from truck innertubes, garage door springs, ropes and straps. One resident gets the shit whomped out of him by it. Another one gets slingshotted to the moon with it. But the whole trailer park gets free cable, so it's all good.

October 2003 features a Peeping Tom, a high-speed scooter chase, and all the weird crap trailer folks flush down their toilets! And forget about finding Jesus--he's been found! He was passed out at the duckpond the whole time ...

September 2003 features exploding speedbumps, a melted trailer, and a crazed psych facility escapee. Why does Ma Feral keep waking up face-down in the dirt? Who dynamited the driveway? The answers to ALL these questions and more are answered here!

August 2003 and all the crazy summer madness. A drag race ends in flaming wreckage. Security's got its hands full with a scooter-riding psych facility escapee. Great glittery guys in the nuthatch! What just exploded over by the laundry room? Get all the gory details here...

July 2003 features the 13 things you never ever ever in a million years no matter what EVER say to the cops, along with a series of field sobriety tests as seen from a speedfreak's eyes. Eddie launches Jingo onto the roof of the Boozapalooza market. Then Jingo gets busted for indecent exposure ...

June 2003 sure was packed with action, what with the Cinco de Mayo arrest fest and the untimely demise of Clarence during a tragic dogpaddling mishap. Eddie finally got released, and he's still burnt beyond all recognition. But who left that little Mariachi guy here?

May 2003: Dot in space #8 didn't know them mushrooms that sprouted up in her yard was psilocybins ...There's treasure buried in the cowshit that comes from the dairy up the road. Doralee's knocked up by some asshole named Maddog ...

April 2003: Fool's month. We all get to find out the hard way how things that seem harmless enough at first glance, like catapults, psych facility escapees, and Molotov cocktails, can kill you. But how?

March 2003 sees new a resident first dealing with the cops as the suspect in a noise pollution report, and secondly as a victim in a disturbance report. The latter resulted in a sudden lumpy red ass rash. Virginia Beadle finds a nifty new use for her wrist rocket. Old lady Beadle and her Chihuahua dog finally get some peace and quiet ...

February 2003: It's War! Buzzards Trailertopia figures out it was us Tinbox Acres residents what launched that flaming tire onto their bar. Not believing it was a accident, Buzzards launches a counterattack. Darrell Feral squiggles under the fence and escapes low-security Juvie, and has a impromptu reunion with his ex-dog, who's now a dope-sniffin' K9 for the cops.

January 2003 is all chock full of action. Unemployed Tinbox Acres residents construct a real, working catapult. Wait 'til you read what the gang of trailerpark goofballs does with it! Just when you think there can't possibly be any more trailerpark action, an episode of World's Hairiest Police Chases gets filmed right here in the trailer park! Read all about how Clarence ended up leading a parade of twinkling cop cruisers down our driveway and beyond!

December 2002: FIRE! Spontaneous combustion claims two structures here in Tinbox Acres. Arson investigators claim it was a firebug, but we all know better. Also in this issue, Arliss Feral reports from prison. He's all locked up with Eddie in space #29. Arliss gives a graphic description of what Eddie's head looks like since he blowed up his camper cooking meth in it ...

November 2002 features the entire Feral family finally getting arrested. Broadcasting that family brawl into their karaoke machine was what got them all arrested at the same time. It don't look like we'll be seeing hide nor hair of none of them Ferals for a real long time, thanks to a bunch of warrants and failures to appear in court. And that ain't all ...

October 2002 The Maiden Issue! Andy the security guy is deemed a hero when he whomps a peeping tom, then chases him out of the trailer park. Old lady Beadle calls the cops on a terrorist, then on a Bigfoot beast. Is the laundry room haunted?

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